Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.

They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night

by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024

Mexican Dogshit

A joint or a blunt that contains dogshit rolled into it.

Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024

Sneaky Mexican

The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country

I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border

by Djkorben12 June 11, 2024

Sneaky Mexican

The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly

The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying

by Djkorben12 June 15, 2024

Mexican Christmas Tree

Marijuana plant.

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?

by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024