Tummy taco

Noun: act of masterbating in ones tummy as if the rolls were a delicious Mexican treat.

Dale's girlfriend wouldn't put out on Tuesday, therefore he enjoyed a satisfying tummy taco

by huhnow11 December 03, 2016

Post taco bell clarity

The aftermath of eating taco bell and taking the biggest shit ever

“I had post taco bell clarity.” Said barack obama

by WC_Quizzy January 15, 2024

Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

by Aros22 April 16, 2022

Taco Bell Tummy

When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet

Usually takes place after eating taco bell

John: "Bro I have taco bell tummy so bad right now"
Joe: "Alright man bathroom is down the hall"

by Mosue April 25, 2023

bacon taco

a taco sell mad from bacon

Cace: Dude i just had the best bacon taco in my life

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014

taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty

"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"

by JLJackalope June 25, 2020

Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022