Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

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by Iwrotejuliajoyce February 21, 2021

Piss Baby

Texas governor Greg Abbott. gov.texas.gov/

See also "puppy toucher" Ted Cruz
cruz.senate.gov/

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby" -reddit

by Sn1ps October 1, 2022

piss jockey

A female who pisses like a race horse.

Your ma's a piss jockey

by Micky Stephens May 14, 2024

Pissed on Payne

That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.

Wow you just got Pissed on Payne

by Paul Palmer April 19, 2018

the brutal piss

When you go for a wee wee during the intermission of The Brutalist

Bro, i can't believe we're sitting in the intermission of the brutalist and u want to go for a piss, i just defined this as the brutal piss on urban dictionary

by Warlock Firedome February 24, 2025

Piss

Annabel’s favorite beverage of all time, piss will satisfy annabel’s hunger any time

Me: you love piss

Annabel: ITS GENUINELY REALLY GOOD I LOVE IT

by ReggieBen October 17, 2019