Chooch God

The god of chooches and chooch tricks also known as Noah Hileman.

Bro thinks he’s the chooch god.

by Noah Hileman January 6, 2024

69 God

Super Nympho Hyper Sex Pedo Fiend

Oh yea stay away from him. He a freaky ass nigga, word on the street is that he's a 69 God.

by DJAkademiks69 May 4, 2024

God Smart

A super geniuses person.

Some geniuses are God Smart

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022

on god

an expression to say that the user believes that that noun (person place or thing) is the best

Alex: Cosco hotdogs are the best.
Zack: On god

by Man45784629376587263 September 21, 2023

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.

"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"

by tiitansilver January 5, 2016

God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.

Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe

by insemiN8 February 16, 2025