Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020

Cup cakes

Small sweet tits that taste like heaven

Yo I was wit dis bitch last night she had some bomb ass cup cakes

by SheckyTheBookie February 5, 2015

cake

Gen Z slang for math

“Math time! Blud this cake is so hard 🍰🎂”

by jakwjdjkfkrkek September 12, 2023

burnt rice cake

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Cake

The 42 of humanity and a delicious baked treat

Let them eat cake

by FeatherTehCat February 14, 2019