hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

sand bag

Sex on the beach gone array

My thighs were chafed by his damn sand bag, again . . .Next time we will avoid the beach.

by speziak December 31, 2012

Whore Bag

An insult that can be used in place of: asshole, touchhole, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc.

You stupid whore bag!!

by Hekate50s October 22, 2015

ho-bags

Function: noun
Etymology: Fabricated on a whim by midwestern high school student.
1 : person who behaves objectionably -- derogatory and generally considered vulgar

Stop hitting me, ya' ho-bags!

by UDPoPo July 2, 2006

In my bag

You in your feelings that’s period 💯✌🏽

*posts a sad breakup edit *

Bestie : bitch you in your bag or sum 🤣
Me : yes bitcch I’m in my bag now leave me the fuck alone 🤣

by JayyBambii💗 August 15, 2019

Ditty Bag

A 60's term for a woman of loose morals.

Carrie liked to pretend that she was a prude, but most people knew that after a few drinks she turned into a real Ditty Bag.

by ConnorGrace October 13, 2016

Clouche Bag

Nothing; Non-existent

The night is like a great clouche bag.

by The rain maker with a side of July 22, 2009