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Grown Kid Syndrome

A grown person 18 or over the age of 18.
That still lives with their parents.
Still watches cartoons, and eats cereal.

A grown person that still wants to be a kid.
Whoaa, did you see Carter ?
Yeah that nigga has grown kid syndrome.
by KyraWhite November 2, 2008
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Dick Deprivation Syndrome

A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.
Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
by Ohyespapi July 2, 2017
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Toy Story Syndrome

An inability to throw out or sell old toys and/or objects from your childhood as a result of seeing toy story (1, 2 or 3), and thus having an overly sentimental view upon these objects and imbuing them with anthropomorphic qualities. Ultimately a dangerous syndrome when combined with those partial to 'Hoarding'.
John: Wow Dave, you really do have a lot of junk lying around your house, didn't you have a garage sale recently?

Dave: Yeah, i did, but when i looked at those little G. I. Joes i used to play around with i remembered all the personalities i gave them, and all the games we used to play...

John: Yes, but now you are 34 years old and do not play with them anymore, and they sit gathering dust in an increasingly over packed room where something useful could be

Dave: I guess so, i suppose i might be coming down with Toy Story Syndrome
by Natsnud January 2, 2012
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Among Us Syndrome

What happens when you are playing among us
And then lose
Symptoms include:
Trust issues-
Anger-
Being an asshole-
Extreme use of the word sus-
Mentally scarring you for life-
Black: Hey I have "Among us syndrome"
Pink: What does that mean?
Black: It means
"Five minutes later"
Announcer: Defeat
Black: YOU STUPID PEICE OF SHIT I KNEW IT WAS CYAN I KNEW IT
Pink: Calm down dude
Black: YOU'RE ACTING SO SUS RIGHT NOW
by N the impostor September 20, 2020
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Fallout 4 Syndrome

A drive to collect items of importance you find in Fallout 4 in real life.
I.E.: Globes for screws, Duct Tape for adhesive, aluminum cans for aluminum and/or any bottlecaps.
Aw man I played Fallout 4 all weekend! Yesterday I saw a globe and something in me told me to go grab it so I could a screw from it, the same thing happened with a roll of duct tape just a few hours later! I think I got Fallout 4 Syndrome...
by Psymon The Cat March 9, 2016
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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
by wide idiot June 21, 2020
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