bean walk

Beaned out of your mind. Googley eyed not knowing if your on Planet X or planet fucked but you’re actually on planet hookaranus.

I was so fucked up last night. Pretty sure I was mr bean walk-in...

by Lackadams December 12, 2019

Isabella Bean Appreciation Month

When you have a whole month to appreciate the cutie bean Isabella, and how beautiful and amazing she is.

Person 1: omg it’s Isabella Bean Appreciation Month
Person 2: omg yes, she deserves the whole world

by Kevinnnnnn.Nivekkkkkkk February 1, 2022

Bean

A small penis

John plays with his bean a lot

by Xxx_epiksniper42069-xx October 4, 2019

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

No bean

Not good, just not good.

Pickles are no bean man.

by Nobeanmachine July 22, 2020

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Smol Bean

A cinnamon roll. Like santts from my amino. Go follow him on emo amino .

Santts is such a smol bean. We must protecc him

by STAB July 19, 2018