Going cyclic

v. When one pulls frantically at the toilet roll consuming vast amounts of toilet paper. Usually as a result of an unusually untidy faecal event or occurence.

The term originates from the phrase used to describe firing large continuous bursts from a belt-fed automatic weapon, consuming large amounts of ammunition.

Phhhoowww! That was a messy one, I ended up going cyclic.

The poor bugger in the next cubical sounded like he was in a bit of distress, I heard him going cyclic.

by PheeSeas October 31, 2013

I have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat

"So i was all like hashtagNOPE and then he was all like..."
"Sorry, Tracy, I have to go."

by personnumber13 November 22, 2014

what the shit is going on?

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

by Woobi October 4, 2006

Go Down To Texas

The act of going down on someone. Giving head or eating out.

Guy: Aye, did your girlfriend go down to Texas last night?
Other guy: Aw man it was so awesome. The best blow job I've ever had, hands down.

by FreakyTim September 30, 2009

"Is there a bowl going 'round?"

to question or not whether a bowl containing marijuana is being passed around; innocent inquiry

"Is there a bowl going 'round?"
"Yea - Dan's filling it now!"

by KurtzWurtz April 12, 2007

Fappy Go Lucky

When a fap session turns into a sexual encounter

Vinay was having a fap in the bathroom when Helen walked in, strapped on a dilly and bare-backed him. Fappy go lucky bastard!

by Jerrg July 23, 2009

go fuck yourself

basically telling someone "fuck you" without saying those words. telling someone to shove their dick up their asshole and like it. appropriate for almost all emotions, anger, aggravation, sadness, and hate.

you're an asshole. go fuck yourself

by tired of assholes March 13, 2010