The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Sadge means to be or feel sad. Adding cake to it means very much or a lot. Sadge cake = Very much sad. Since Ms. H wanted to know.
by Blehblehbleh77 October 2, 2023

Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"
Tony: "What the hell is that?"
Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."
Tony : ...
911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"
Tony: "What the hell is that?"
Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."
Tony : ...
911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"
by Jim_Bobby February 2, 2018

'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 11, 2021

spoiling a suprise by bringing up that suprise in conversation because youre inatentive or are a b***.
we should make a rainbow cake for you guys. (and that is after you walk in with one for them)Rainbow Caking#1
by theurbangamer June 16, 2022

Slang for making money.
by samsepi0 September 29, 2025

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.
A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!
“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”
by Cake July 26, 2021
