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Dog roll

The term used to describe when one individual both stranger or friend accompanies a insanely big or naturally enhanced penis

Noticeable by the increased bulge and heavy snake marks in one’s trousers, is usually similar to a roll of dog meat found in the local deli’s due to its unfathomable girth.
Holy fuck look at the size of that cunts dog roll
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Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
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Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.
Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"
by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018
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pizza rolls

gimme the fricking pizza rolls
by kadenwoo78 September 1, 2020
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California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!
by conky May 5, 2014
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Rick Roll

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
by Skitty_Kitty69420 August 1, 2023
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