Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank

Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?

by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020

Bean Login Ass

Dhevan, the person you use the term directly to. Can be used as a joke towards his Tech Support habits, or to his Bean like skin complexion

Fuckin Bean Login Ass

by Large fagbo May 27, 2018

bean

A head, a face.

"Mate I just knew I'd seen a bean right there!"
"You shot him right in the bean"

by kauraneden May 4, 2020

smol bean

(noun) someone who is too precious for this world.

Louis Tomlinson is such a smol bean.

by TheTommoWay October 7, 2020

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Bikini beans

Hard nipples under a bikini top.

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Kylee just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.

by anonymous December 7, 2023