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James

The most attractive person you know. A sex machine. If you have a James with him, fuck him. Best experience of your life, need I say anymore
Her: “who will we have a threesome with”
Him “who else but James”
by Jumbo69 April 9, 2022
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James cored

To get pegged by your girlfriend.
by anonymous November 12, 2025
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James

a very attractive black male with a nicely shaped butt and a big forehead. He also gets absolutely no females and has no shoe game
"Damn that guy James has no shoe game and gets no girls."
"Boy am I glad I'm not a James."
by bigmantingtong April 19, 2022
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John James Autobahn

A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
by QuacksO April 27, 2019
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James Hollings

An absolute beast, pulls so many girls and has a huge cock. Needs love and affection in his cock area and is lonely
My name is James Hollings
by UNknOWn321!74 June 24, 2022
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James lavigne

Handsome, amazing, and one of the best people in earth. He is chill and nice to hang out with. Enjoys nature and have fun outside. Nice and kind, and a gentlemen. Many girls should want a james. He has everything and is the best.
Girl: damn, i wish i had James Lavigne.
by Kimseojinyou already know June 16, 2019
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James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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