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Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
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Puss-lay-bean

Damn that girl had a puss-lay-bean
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Bean

A Bean” - just means half of what ever ur telling about. So if u talking about hours = 30 min

Dollars =$.050
Thousands = $500
However, it can also be used tk Refer to a long period of time.

“Yo I haven’t seen u in a bean bro

Or

“Yo this class has been a beann”
Examples

Q - “Yo what time u pullin up”
A - “Iono prolly 1 and a bean”

Q - “Yo how much that bih cost?”
A - “I think I dropped like a rack and bean”

Q - “what time u finna get there
A - “Iono prolly in like a bean”

Q - “Damn that’s a big slice u gon eat all that? ”
A - “Nah prolly just a bean”
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Bean

Bean is a very versatile word. Similar to the new hipster use of the word “minute,” it can be used to describe a long or short period of time depending on the context of the conversation.
Context: Friends that have not seen each other in a while.

“Yooo it’s been a bean bro, I miss you

Context: A friend is on his way and will be there shortly.

“I’m around the corner I’ll be there in a bean”
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Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT
Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans
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Cool beans

Popularized in the 2010's by Urban teens in Palm Beach county and South Florida Area

Meaning sounds good or can be used in the sarcastic way as well
Hey Jesse the food is ready ! Sam replied "cool beans"
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Bean

Well now, the bean has a meat stick in class.
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