When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
by jaibone8 October 30, 2010
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Get the bloody third eye mug.When a man is receiving oral sex and the female looks upward as she is blowing the male. Is best when two or more are all fish eyeing at the same time.
Guy 1: Man does that chick love to give a blowjob!
Guy 2: Yeah - but does she fish eye?
Guy 1: Of course - don't they all?
Guy 2: Yeah - but does she fish eye?
Guy 1: Of course - don't they all?
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Get the russian red eye mug.Someone you are suppose to sleep with to avoid getting your ass beat. This person must get around a lot.
Boy: I cheated on my girlfriend and I think she found out. What should I do?
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
Friend: You better sleep with One Eye Open.
Boy: Good advice!
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Get the One Eye Open mug.When you want to make a cool joke for your friends but you don't know what to say, so you splash a 4 ounce pour of Booker into your own eyes while screaming as a funny prank.
internally man, this is going to be hilarious
*does the whiskey eyes thing*
externally *crying and screaming/wheezing*
*does the whiskey eyes thing*
externally *crying and screaming/wheezing*
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