portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Caked up

When someone’s bootylicous

Girl 2“Damn why are the boys in my class more Caked up than me”

Girl 2:“I don’t know it’s kinda sad”

by CrazyCh1ck September 10, 2023

Cake

Kilogramme of Cocaine

“I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cake.”

by Souslinferno January 20, 2021

rice cake

a great ass nickname for someone named peter

person 1: ayeee rice cake wassup
person 2: hi
person 1: someone's rice is up in a bunch
person 2: fuck u bro
person 1: gotta love rice cake

by mrs.kitcat March 15, 2017

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass

Damn im such a Pan without the cake

by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022

prune cake

The sight of a large number of scrotums

Suddenly they were all on top of her, and it looked like prune cake for a while.

by Sunsweet October 19, 2010

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021