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Bored as fuck

Extremely bored...based on comedian Jon Lajoie and a song that he has on youtube...this is how he would describe complete and utter boredom...so bored you are fucking useless.
Adjective: "Dude...this movie sucks - I'm bored as fuck! Let's get outta here."
Verb: "Yo this place bores me as fuck!"
by Sketchley February 11, 2010
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Hard Fuck

1. When you're having sex and you go harder and deeper. This is pleasing to most women. They usually yell, "FUCK ME HARDER."

2. When you're fucking and you're slamming down hard on some wet pussy. Most effective in the missionary style sex position. The man's legs are together while the womans legs are open wide. Man slams down deep every thrust.
1. "I gave Jessie a hard fuck last night." "Really? Did she scream?" "Yeah, she said "FUCK ME HARDER DADDY! HARD FUCK ME! HARD FUCK ME! FUCK MY PUSSY HARD! HARDER!"

2. "Man that hard fuck sex style makes my hips hurt the next day."

Female: "I got hard fucked last night. I didn't think his dick could go that far in! I squirted too!"
by queen of maturbating-fucking January 24, 2010
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suck and fuck

n. A term used by promiscuous women/gays to describe sex with a dick. The guy attached to the dick is immaterial in this context as the fucking is most always a minor amusement that will soon be forgotten.

Suck the dick, make it hard. Stick it in, have some fun...
Veronica: Goin to a bar to bring back some suck and fuck, you wanna come?

Betty: No thanks. Archie is taking me to the movies!

Veronica: Yeuch. He's got a pencil dick and barely lasts a minute! You should come w/me instead...

Betty: Oh Veronica, you're so mean!
by mrbruno September 14, 2010
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panic fuck

the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
by metro anthony November 2, 2005
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fucking hamms

explanation of Hamm's Beer in an excited matter. The only way somebody should speak of it anyway... Fucking Hamm's, from the land of sky blue waters
"fucking hamms Bud", "I'm going to the BevMo and grab me a fucking hamms"
by J. Gregoire May 9, 2008
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fuck-house

the house where everybody goes after the dance(homecoming, prom, etc.) to fuck. there are no parents or legal gaurdians so that drinking, drug abuse, and permiscuous sex can occur without interuption. drunken behavior and all around slutyness are encouraged.
"hey guys, lets go to Yegor's house and use it as a fuck-house!"

"We need to find a fuck-house so that we can fuck these sluts, dude."
by bitchtitsman January 18, 2009
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Bad Fuck

Someone who is terrible, sexually; bad in bed. To be lacking sexual skills. Can be either girl or guy.
"I had sex with Alex the other night. He's such a bad fuck."

"You're a bad fuck, you could improve greatly."

"Ashley is not someone I'd ever get with again, she's a bad fuck."
by DrunkenFools January 25, 2012
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