BEANS

a holesome substace known for its randomness and memes.

ME AND THE BOYS AT 3AM LOOKIN FOR BEANS

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latinas ass so much you can't grab it.

Hey man I noticed you out in laying down those bricks. Wanna come inside later and have a slippery bean?

by NooseMoose April 18, 2018

Green bean

To hit a three pointer in a manner that is shockingly perfect, typically used as a celebration of sorts. Green fn.

"GREEN BEANNNNN."

"Yeah that's what I'm saying stroke that shit."

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’

‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’

by Daniel19 December 13, 2019