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Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
by davidkones May 17, 2014
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Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.
by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021
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Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole
Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit
by Mastral March 22, 2017
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Chocolate

Yo I got some chocolate
My favourite flavour of ice cream is Chocolate
by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020
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Chocolate Pedicure

When during intercourse, you insert your big toe into your partner’s anus.
My gf wanted to get her nails done, but we were broke, so I offered her a chocolate pedicure.
by Wizardbutter September 26, 2021
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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
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Hot chocolate

Hot coffee referring to sex hot chocolate is the much more tame version known as anal (common slang in Mormon communities)
Hey Jonah I had some wild hot chocolate with this girl at byu last night.
by Meep the man October 8, 2025
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