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Cakes and Candles

Term used instead of kill yourself originated from popular streamer Gaming With Dallas
Person 1 “bro you’re so trash”
Person 2 “cakes and candles!”
by yadi_beast4444 May 19, 2024
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Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
mugGet the Hug A Choccy Cakemug.

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder
i finally stopped rice caking
by bellabitch October 21, 2020
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Hurricane Cake

Floridian specialty consisting of decorative Icing made to look like a hurricane for a hurricane party. Blackballed by Publix grocery store management for contributing to the promotion of illicit hurricane parties. Their idea is people should evacuate to safety and not get drunk and eat cake.

That is highly debatable.

In the end it winds up never being a serious storm at all. Central Florida gets worse afternoon thunderstorms than most "hurricanes". Storms with names just last a bit longer and have more palm fronds flying about. Unless you made the worst possible decision in your property choice (I.E. on the beachside) there is literally no reason to plan on anything but some rainy weather.
Sucks that your Publix isn't cool enough to ignore the company ban and make you a hurricane cake on the low man.
by dnbdave November 14, 2022
mugGet the Hurricane Cakemug.

Bed cakes

The sludgeking and misses sludge having cakes or donuts in bed.
Look at them having bed cakes!
by SludgeKingJR October 17, 2025
mugGet the Bed cakesmug.

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
mugGet the Red velvet cakemug.

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.
"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."
by Jamon IX October 3, 2013
mugGet the cake blastedmug.

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