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Funny Fart

It’s huge funny fart made of the beanos. I always laugh at it bc farts are incredibly funny.
Daddy makes a huge funny fart
Daughter smells the fart
Daddy starts cumming of his own farts
Daughter farts too
Daddy sniffs incredibly
by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022
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Laying Fart

When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart
Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.

Marc: And....

Jack: I think I’m in love
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Fart Bucks

Fart bucks are the currency of the developing Fart based economy and replace the bartering system used by couples when issuing penalties for farting each other as a a large collection of low value gifts contributed to global environmental issues.

The original penalty system required a gift of agreed value to be given to the victim by the assailant. I.e. if you a victim, you would be owed a gift valued at $10 by the farter.

A rules based order was quickly established (i.e. a "No Fart Zone" is a defined 3D boundary around ones anus. If a fart is released with another in this zone (~20cm) , a fine is issued).

Philosophers uncovered grey areas. "What if they are asleep?", "What if the farter can't move easily?"

These difficult questions led to the formation of FCAT (Farting Civil and Administrative Tribunal) where one could apply for exemption permits, or where fines could be sought or challenged (i.e. when a victim is outside the agreed No Fart Zone, but physically feels the fart).

Fart Bucks have a physical form, complete with a unique pictorial reference, the value of the note (i.e. $10FB) and the date of issue. Fart Bucks are saved in a Fart Bank (i.e. coin jar) and can be 'cashed in' for gifts. If your fart bank has $100FB, you are entitled to a gift of that value in the local currency.

Fart Buck debt schemes (loaning fart bucks), trading schemes (trading fart bucks), currency schemes (currently Fart Bucks are pegged 1:1 to local currency) are all being investigated.
"hearing a FART You farted on me! I'm in the No Fart Zone! That's TEN FART BUCKS!"

" I felt that fart through the bed, that's 10 fart bucks!"

"I farted on you last night while you were sleeping, I'm sorry. Here is 10 fart bucks"

"I'd like cash in my 250 Fart Bucks for a ticket to Disney land"
by RVPKASH June 22, 2022
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Kitty Farts

A term for describing the current situation as "peachy keen", or okay, and most often said by a Caucasian female around the age of consent in Calfornia.
That b*tch thinks everything is just rainbows and kitty farts, but it isn't!
by Mufasa Fox March 11, 2008
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fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.
Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.
by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010
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Blood Fart

A blood fart is someone does a shit thats as thick as a coke can causes there upper colen to split and bleed. this is then acompanied by a fart, causeing a fine spray of blood.
Rob did a blood fart on Jais Chest.
by Deathfighta October 31, 2008
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fart fetish

A rather bizarre and offputting fetish where women fart on cakes and other foods to obtain sexual gratification by expelling smelly gases upon them.
Joe: Mandy, do you have a fart fetish?
Mandy: Yes, I do. I like farting on birthday cakes.
Joe: Does it catch fire?
Mandy: No, it's a rather anal method instead of oral.
Joe: Oh, lovely!
by Deannea February 25, 2009
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