simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Simp

Someone who really, really, REALLY, likes someone. It might be weird, it might be strange, but... No, it's totally weird. I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable if someone 'simps' on you.

There are also squirrels in my pants.

Person one: Do you like or simp for her?
Person two: Simp-
Person one: Please stay away from me

by RoseIsANinja November 18, 2020

Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.

Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024

Simp

When a person gives stuff to a female, but still get rejected. Most of those females are either a thotor a bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard that Guy 3 gave a game key to a thot?
Guy 2: Damn. He is simping hard.

by Azrael's friend April 19, 2020

Simp

The act of being Isaiah or a females bitch. (Note: This can be both).

Isaiah was such a simp today like holy shit.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

Me for your donkey

person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir

by Leonerd April 6, 2020

Simp

people who make urban dictionary definitions on girl's names

Dude 1: "Hey dude have you seen that post on 'brooke'?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude, the guy who created it is such a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021