chocolate gummi bear

a regular gummi bear that has been rolled in dirt until it looks like its been made of chocolate

person A- Dude i just ate a chocolate gummi bear!!!

person B- Well... I hope you like AIDS.

(chocolate gummi bears probaly won't give you AIDS)

by 44-FLEX July 31, 2011

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Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."

Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.

by theav8tor June 06, 2023

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When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach

by Roachonius August 21, 2021

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The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman's or man's anus after ejactulating inside of it.

I gave my partner a white chocolate mocha last night after our "coffee" date...

by Alabaster Slim March 23, 2023

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While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf February 08, 2016

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Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

by Didersinclair April 04, 2018

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Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed

WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets

EWWW

by AOVSQUAD November 17, 2010

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