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FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
by chickensoup64 May 27, 2006
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seat bone, meat bone, shialitis

hwen one is playing video games with their friend on-line, and then said friend's sibling (usually brother) walks in and says something random, and they all heard it (the person hears it over voice chat), yet didn't quite understand it. the brother usually can't quite remember hwat they said, even if one asks within a minute or two.
person: *playing*
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!
by jan Kanon July 16, 2023
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Big brother meat head syndrome

When you become so buff meat starts spreading to your brain and you don't know how to think anymore. You also starts drooling and sweating when ever you try to think, signs and symptoms would be saying the word dur consecutively and you begin having trouble forming proper sentences.
man after Wilson went to the gym he started developing big brother meat head syndrome
by Gym Teacher Mr. G September 7, 2018
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huge chunk of meat with a big heart

A huge chunk of meat is a person, usually extremely buff and tall that looks intimidating but is actually very nice and couldn't hurt a fly

examples of a person like this is Jonathan Joestar from the popular anime and manga JoJo's Bizarre Adventures
Person1: how was math class? what do you think about your new teacher?
Person2: He's a huge chunk of meat with a big heart
by YesImRealManIloveToDoTheCrime. September 3, 2021
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Don't let your [meat loaf].

A sexual expression one guy says to another guy or group of guys when he is leaving. (referring to his junk) The response by the other guy is usually something like: Don't let your bag drag. or Don't let your carrot stick
Nate: hey man, im gonna take off.
Stan: Ok. Don't let your meat loaf.
Nate: i'll try. Dont let you carrot stick
by stan starcheski February 3, 2009
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Don’t let your meat loaf

This refers to when a gentleman or fellow individual such as yourself is about to leave the company of your own being and as he/she walks away you say “Don’t let your meat loaf” A common expression with Trades Workers
“Hey peter, great game lastnight mate”
“Thanks lad. Have a goodnight , have a goodnight bruv, and don’t let your meat loaf
“Ya fockn wot mate?”
by Drowsy6969 January 27, 2018
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You think you're fresh meat?

What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
by Solid Mantis November 24, 2016
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