Apeus Rapeis

A get out of jail free saying

I said Apeus Rapeis to the cop and he let me go Scott free

by Griff3411 May 8, 2025

Apeus Rapeis

A get out of jail free saying

I said Apeus Rapeis to cop and he let me go free with no consequences.

by Griff3411 May 8, 2025

flavor-raped

when foods are overwhelmed by the strong aroma or flavor of an adjacent food

I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!

by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025

pseudo-rape

When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.

Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.

That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.

by Max-501 June 2, 2025

Social Rape

When some one with the last name Ben Moshe forces himself into conversations or situations in which he does not belong

Elliot inviting himself to my grad party was an example of social rape

by Butthole Tribe June 15, 2025

Water Rape

When you are at a steakhouse, being charged for water, and they continuously bring you waters without telling you they are charging you for them.

Why is my tab so much money, was I water raped?

by Devin Hurdle July 5, 2025

Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025