Memphissander Moment

when you play the game Risk Universalis and horrendously fail roleplay as Canada

Albert - "I just invaded America as Canada"
Jojo - "That's a Memphissander Moment"

by memphissander April 12, 2022

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Unicorn moment

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.

1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!

by Pohlang September 8, 2021

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Dennehy moment

Originating from the Gangstarr song "Moment of Truth" a Dennehy moment is a point in time when you or your associates realize the girl you hooked up with is grotesque/ugly.

When I remembered that Rosie O'Donnell gave me a handjob last night, I knew it would be a Dennehy moment for the rest of my life.
After I heard Ian McCulloch, the famous DJ, hooed up with Amy Poehler at Lindsay Lohan's condo, I knew it would be a Dennehy moment for the rest of his life.

by MrBigDef March 30, 2009

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childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.

Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

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