Simp

S.uper
I.ntelligent

M.inecraft
P.layer

He’s such a simp

by Lucarse March 17, 2021

SIMP

also known as Skill Issue Mental Paralaysis

this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

simp

dudes that idolize a girl that they will never make a move on due to their abnormally small penis

michael exuded big simp energy when he was too pussy to text claudia.

by ccd1999 December 18, 2019

Simp

Someone who goes for women who are below average. These women are not the best for them, friendzone them, and hurt them but, they listen to their dick more than their friends.

Usually named Jaron.

Man jarons always simping for that girl and ditching his friends on siege for her!

by TheGrabbler February 21, 2020

Simp

Freckles

Freckles: Damn Obama's kinda hot tho
Nia: Freckles you goddamn simp

by NiaNeedsTurtles May 25, 2020

bitch simp

A guy that dislikes a male or female because his friend dislikes this individual. They have no valid reason just simply because their friend doesn't.

Friend: "Ion like that nigga he took my girl"

Bitch Simp: "Shidddd ion like the nigga, he always speaking like I fuck wit him."

by Maconga October 27, 2017