mexican pizza

a gang of mexican men shooting hot sticky ropes all over an italian woman (or man)

si senior, we all got together last and gave that mamacita a mexican pizza, it was gross

by cam56k August 25, 2025

Mexican Stoplight

The act of doing cocaine and pole dancing while playing red light green light to La Cucaracha. Typically done at sketchy dive bars

I was thinking of going down to the dive bar and getting some girls to do the Mexican Stoplight.
I'm going to get shit faced and do the Mexican Stoplight.

by PhonkLord6767SoFrigginToughBoi September 9, 2025

Mexican time machine

While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.

Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!

Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!

by Professor PAINAL September 25, 2025

Mexican blow dart

The act of inserting a cocain filled straw in one’s anus. And blowing it inside.

Barry, copped a Maccas straw full of Columbian bugga suggaa in the balloon knot. Therefore he experience the Mexican blow dart.

by Bin rat October 5, 2025

Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body

Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel

by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025

Mexican Rubix Cube

A group of 8 more more people that arrange themselves as givers and takers. The goal is to finish in less than 5 seconds which is the current world record. Experts often get ready to the point of climax the synchrony into the octagon position for the finishing move.

Did you see that link I sent you?! That Mexican Rubix Cube was a new world record??

by J-Rizzel October 23, 2025

Plop Mexican

Generic mid-quality Mexican food characterized by how it is served with a plop of condiments-plop of sour cream, plop of lettuce, plop of tomatoes, etc.

This ain’t high quality Mexican cuisine, but it ain’t bad for plop Mexican.

by Clausen Balls October 29, 2025