Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".

Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye

by Dr. JP December 8, 2009

coo coo eyes

1) Someone that wears glasses with strong magnification.
2) Someone with popbottle glasses.

3) Joseph Drakes nickname at Parmadale in 1991 besides helmit head or butt pirate.

4) A Ohio native AKA "Joseph Drake."

Mark: Man, Joe Drake is looking at me with his coo coo eyes again.
Steven: You better not drop the soap at shower time.

by papermoonfan January 4, 2011

Lift My Eyes

A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.

John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.

by `miley_cyrus August 16, 2009

Chinny Moon Eye

To Poke fun at someone's mis-fortune.

Normally accompanied by pointing to you Chin, Knee the moon and then your eye.

'I only got 26% in my test'

"Chinny Moon Eye"

by Bondi Frank May 13, 2010

Computer Eye Syndrome

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames

You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

by StaaciLei August 31, 2009

brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

Biggie Smalls eye

To carry oneself in such a way that one's facial impediment is not a draw back to one's success.

He got a strait up Biggie Smalls eye but the ladies still love him.

by slixterdaddy August 1, 2016