"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."
by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016

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by Naku :3 January 2, 2023

by tickdick December 3, 2014

by FreddyJones July 27, 2020

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
by KitchenBound41 July 25, 2019
