Beat Roll

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.
joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there
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Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.
by bennybuckets November 06, 2019
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🙄 Used as bored.
"Look, I have a lot of mail!" - (Person A (1 line))
"rolling eyes like "whatever you say"" -- (Person B (2 lines))
by Saetern May 23, 2018
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pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others
"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"
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roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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Rolling Brian

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.
"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"
by ddeessttrrooyy May 03, 2021
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