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Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).
Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!
by 2sukamukmcguck May 23, 2024
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Roll on the ground’N’eat Chips day

”Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day is on the 25th of Februari and it reminds us about the sadness of the people that are not allowed to eat chips ;( This is a day for them to escape their depressing reality and eat some chips #JusticeForOurNoneChipEaters
Non chip eater: “Aww I wish that I were allowed to eat chips;(“
Me: “Well, today must be your lucky day cause it’s Roll on the ground’N’Eat Chips day today!! :)”
by Wallah Ida och Elcira ABOW January 17, 2022
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Body Roll

One who is so fat that they are commonly referred to as a “Body Roll
Guy1: this guy is fat asf
Guy2: ye tbh nigga really lookin like a body roll
by BbarbAJ751 April 20, 2024
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Pizza roll communism

When a group of friends or siblings insist on dividing up the pizza rolls equally
“Everyone gets five pizza rolls because in this house we practice pizza roll communism
by Mr.marz May 29, 2021
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Dog Rolled

Disappearing from society, removing themselves from group chats.
Has anyone seen Tom? Na cunt dog rolled like Maddie McCann.
by D Raid March 25, 2022
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Rock n’ Roll Packer

A person who enjoys violently rubbing their hard-on between an extremely obese female’s back rolls. Someone of this type, could even possess a fetish for such rolls that leads to intense arousal.
Omg, Dan! I can’t believe you fucked Amy’s back rolls! She’s like 300 pounds! AND you broke her bed doing it! You’re such a rock n’ roll packer
by Dave543210 February 14, 2018
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