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Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.
Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.
by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025
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God

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022
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My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...
Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
by lordsnoww March 6, 2015
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Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.
Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?
by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016
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God

There is no way. God is Liam Gallagher. And Liam Gallagher is God.
by jabronlames September 17, 2021
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god

god
god
by hip hip hurray November 30, 2023
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