one note betty

a girl who talks about the same thing over and over; a girl who has an interest in just one thing and finds any reason to insert that interest into other, and sometimes non-related, things.

lisa (normal person): i can't find my cat.
tara (the one note betty): OMG, i got this cheetah print top at forever. you will soooo love it!

by not a betty February 20, 2009

Buzz one out

The female version if "rub one out". The act of female masterbation with a vibrator.

That movie made me so horny afterwards I had to buzz one out!

by Ldogg October 12, 2014

jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

banging one out

A Hard wank when your'e against the clock

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

One Inch Wonder

Used to describe a penis that, when erect, measures ~1 one inch.

"Hey, you know Tom, when his GF found out he had a One Inch Wonder, he was dumped straight away."

"After I took that pill, my One Inch Wonder was raring to go."

by Joey935 April 1, 2015

One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

by hbot47 November 8, 2019