Mamamoo my mom part two lol

Mamamoo my mom part two lol

Mamamoo my mom part two lol

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

big dady just like ur mom

a guy who picks his nose and is a stupid cry baby and a f***** moron

big dady just like ur mom

by u a a f d t w f y l a s m w a May 23, 2019

ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM

Saying this at a grocery store or any store (e.g Farm Boy, Sobeyes, Walmart etc.)

The teenager somehow got to the intercom in Walmart and said, "ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: I DID YOUR MOM"

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

I did ur mom so hard

I did ur mom sooooooooooooooo hard that she cried in excitement and said “ahh~ yessss~that HiT tHe SpOt~”

Devon: that math test was so hard😩
Chad: well you know what’s harder?
Devon: what?
Chad: well… I did ur mom so hard last night😉
Devon: not again😒

by Bi Stan May 1, 2022

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

by yomommathic April 18, 2020

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021