boy killing season

where you date and break as many guys as you can between April 1st and July 31stq

I want boy killing season to start already

by ashenred February 21, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

junior tryhard season

A time in a student's high school career during their 11th grade year in which the individual participates in "tryhard" activities. These include, but are not limited to: working extra hard for a board/ officer position; kissing up to teachers for rec letters; and overall being tryhard in classes.

Sometimes abbreviated to JTS (coined by ALC)

She is really trying to get president of that club, it must be Junior Tryhard Season.

by Aar Bear May 20, 2024

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-quadruple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

junior tryhard season

A time period during a student's 3rd year of high school where there is an extreme focus on trying hard in classes as well as going for all leadership positions in clubs and activities. It often characterized by extreme stress, many applications, and insufferable try-harding. (Also sometimes called JTS for short)

She is really in her junior tryhard season with the way she's kissing up to the teacher.
Junior tryhard season is so tiring with all these applications and effort!

by Aar Bear May 24, 2024