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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017
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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016
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Ass tits

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.
"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"
by FlemBou June 22, 2021
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Dick Tits

*guy stubs his toe.* ¨Damn it, fucking Dick Tits!¨
by jakfrost January 11, 2017
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Creep tits

Used to describe the red women in game of thrones when she takes off her medallion. (Per Ashlee mid swirl).
The red women needs to put her fucking medallion back on because I'm tired of looking at her CREEP TITS-AJ
by The Touchdown Guy July 16, 2016
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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