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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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Saucy Common-kissing Footlicker

you are saucy (not in a good way) you kiss everyone and lick feet
Shes such a saucy common-kissing footlicker!!!!
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Spike Hammond kiss fm

The afternoon presenter on kiss fm here in algarve portugal. Only got the show when Frankie Shanley left after being bullied by the breakfast presenter Simon frater. Coincidentally , spike hammond is Simons best friend and been doing a free show on kiss for 8 years. He got jealous over frankie. No one listens anymore to kiss over them and court is pending. Watch this space and ignore the nonsense they post on social media to distract from whats really going on.
by dianakanturk44 December 3, 2021
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Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall
Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.
by JWW302 October 31, 2023
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kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.
When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!
by The Rocha April 3, 2018
mugGet the kiss or get off the potmug.

flame kiss

when you help light a cig with an lit cig you both take a hit and the tip of the lit cig lights the end of the other one
crush: do you got a lighter
I: wait i know an better alternative

Crush: ofc

I: its called flame kiss
Crush: wow thats hot
by maltroniq February 28, 2023
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