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Taco Belly

The tummy developed by a new stripper after a year or two in the industry. The small gut that is developed after consuming late night junk food after gaining cash windfalls in the stripper industry.
That chicks been stripping here for a year or so and she already has a Taco Belly.
by Typhoon spruce March 8, 2023
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Glossy Taco

Clear nail-polish.
"I'm going to apply a glossy taco on my holo nail-polish."
by KlingonBalls July 15, 2017
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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020
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Shawn taco

To be wrapped in a large blanket and anally fucked until the participant speaks Spanish
Hey Rob, can you put me in that Shawn taco position again?
by Haley dow August 11, 2025
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Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
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unlucky taco

When you shit yourself and your ass crack is packed with shit
Guys I over trusted a fart and now I’m suffering from an unlucky taco
by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022
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