Stale pop tart crust

Noun: the magic food no one actually likes, but it is necessary.
Noun: my name
Dave: I never eat the stale pop tart crust, only the magic inside.
Don: I do.

Dave: yea well you’re a creep.

Stale pop tart crust is the bomb at making definitions. He is useful.
by Stale pop tart crust January 01, 2020
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Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.
"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."
by Jay Shepherd May 27, 2023
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Pop Rock Gawk Gawk

The act of suckin' dick with Pop Rocks in your mouth.
Popular Guy: Alright, best BJ wins.
Thot 1: I got this. Ask around. I give the BEST sloppy.
Thot 2: You ain't special. Ask your homie Kevin. Gave him that Pop Rock Gawk Gawk.

Dude was out like a light.
by McCheerios December 12, 2020
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Mung Sock Lolly Pop

A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center
"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett

"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D
by Summerawesomeness69 September 26, 2011
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pop it out ya mouth

Stop sucking his dick, exaggerated bandwagonning and fanning
He isn't that good, pop it out ya mouth dick riding, fan, jocking and bandwagoning bruh.
by _fosterflakes December 02, 2014
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Lol(l)i-Pop

1. a flat, rounded candy on the end of a stick. primarily sold in places in which children are highly present.

2. a genre of pop music sold mainly by lolicon characters, female and male alike.

3. a kink in which a person is turned on by a lolicon getting crammed into a lollipop and being eaten by another.
1. "Hey Pete! I heard they were selling Lol(l)i-Pops at the fair today."
2. "I might be a loser, but man do I love to listen to some Lol(l)i-Pop music!"
3. "Me we start off this session with a bit of Lol(l)i-Pop, my brother?"
by Rotisserie_Loser January 26, 2020
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