What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.
by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023
by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 27, 2019
An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!
by Wee Goof May 08, 2024
by Fattis May 13, 2024
When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
by Trapped in my room for years July 12, 2024