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National grab ass day

On July 24 it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

Have fun 😊
All you have to do is walk by and grab someone’s ass , it’s national grab ass day
by Sjsjsksksksksks July 24, 2019
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National Jedag Jedug Day

Today is National Jedag Jedug Day!! Hit the beat slayers! #pantangmundur #bye
by theirprettiestfriendfr January 9, 2023
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National Kawaii Neko Day

An anime day for all the kawaii nekos out there kawaii neko means cute cat so happy National Kawaii Neko day! What day is it you may ask it’s on October 1st
Person 1: Hey Happy National Kawaii Neko Day!!!
Person 2:You too have a good day!
Person1: *sends a photo of them as a Kawaii Neko*
Person2:also *sends a photo of them as a Kawaii Neko*
by KawaiiNeko1 May 29, 2021
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National Smack Ass day

April 15 is the day you smack a girl’s ass and they can’t get mad
Boy: Yo, its April 15, you know what that means. It’s National Smack Ass day
Girl: Fine, go ahead
by ladybellum24 April 14, 2019
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National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!
Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀
by taromybobatea August 3, 2022
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