by Realhittaquitter February 2, 2022

yu p's problem, short for "Yupeng's Problem", is the solution/reason to every event happened in the world. Whenever something happens, it's always yu p who causes it.
Fuck, why is 农批 so hard, what's the point of playing if we can't win?
I would say that's yu p's problem.
I would say that's yu p's problem.
by goblindrill August 5, 2022

Canadian political party who's leader agreed to have the take the penis of another political party leader deep in his mouth in exchange for financial gain or, possibly due to blackmail.
Justin Trudeau: "Jagmeet Singh and I have 'agreed' to form a coalition so that I can remain in power until 2025."
Jagmeet Singh: "Indeed, the Liberal party and the IN-DEEP-P will continue to destroy Canadian freedoms together, and not because were both Klaus Schwab bitches."
Jagmeet Singh: "Indeed, the Liberal party and the IN-DEEP-P will continue to destroy Canadian freedoms together, and not because were both Klaus Schwab bitches."
by dan ad lumen March 26, 2022

when you are above the final stage of boredom and put down qazxswcderfvbgtyhnujm,kiol./;p just to see and procrastinate even more
by anonymous September 15, 2020

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

by Taylor77D October 7, 2021
