The dudes you only see once or twice a year at music festivals and feel like your best bros while you’re getting lit up together all weekend.
You: hey guys we are going over to Andrew and his friends camp.
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
Friend: who is that?
You: they’re from Ottawa and I see them every year at AIM festival, they’re my festival bros!
by slim_sheady July 14, 2019
You: I'm going home now
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom
Your friend: can I play to
You: ok
Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok
by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022
Is a Male with privilege that complains about his entitlement to better neighborhood without offering any real substantial solutions or a desire to use his privilege to aid in the cause he's complaining about. Bro bystanders are usually those who are gentrifying neighborhoods and do not understand inequality, inequity, recognize racism and their own privilege.
by Socialjustice16 February 20, 2016
by Maxi_Pad01 November 30, 2010
When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.
"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"
"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"
"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"
by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013
A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.
Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”
by Trapped in my room for years July 12, 2024