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Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.
by NoFnNamesLeft June 9, 2009
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National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day
by Danny08466g October 4, 2020
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riverboat style hand job

When a girl gives you a hand job using both hands. Fist the right up the shaft then the left....repeat. Kind of like milking a cow only there is only one teat.
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a regular or riverboat style hand job.
by Bobby Poppe September 17, 2006
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Double Reverse Wax Job

The art of waxing your bosses personal car while also waxing his knob. Patented by the Slammin one.
Guy1: I wonder how that douche got that huge promotion? He's a freaking idiot.

Guy 2: Oh shit you didnt hear? He gave the boss a double reverse wax job... appearently he's pretty good at it.
by Team Total Penetration April 23, 2012
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eye contact blow job

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...
by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006
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Your job got Banglored

A Common comment on Business Process Outsourcing.Banglore is an Indian City where most of US jobs got outsourced because of cost efectiveness,quality and talent pool.Every MNC got their R&D or Backoffice in India.
Andrew...Your job got Banglored !!!
by Linkin Park September 27, 2005
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Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.
Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.
by T.o.L. May 29, 2010
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