3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 13, 2024

LET THEM EAT CAKE

A message of Gluttony

And when the Queen heard that the poor of Paris could not even buy bread, she said LET THEM EAT CAKE

by UNIVERSAL THREAT January 7, 2025

Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

Day Cake

Having a cake when it is not your birthday.

Daddy, can I have a Day Cake?

by God's best friend, son June 9, 2010

Icing on the cake

When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.

Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!

by rennerk March 19, 2022

Cake

a female that multiple friends from the same group would like to become intimate with, usually slutty but almost always into hotter guys.

Person 1: I'm gonna kill steve
Person 2: WTF why?
Person 1: I found a new cake and he licked it without telling me

by ENGLISHCHAP--- April 9, 2017