When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
by 29072201 July 09, 2018
by king54321 April 16, 2017
by Peewiffin July 03, 2024
Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.
by Sallysuewho December 05, 2017
by 999wrldyuh999 May 25, 2021
a girl or woman who teases you, as in tempts you to want her sexually, being attractive, showing her face, hair or body, wearing tight clothes., a good sounding voice, good personality. "cake" as in 'pussy' 'ass' or 'butt'
a beautiful girl wore a necklace that says "Cake Tease" in that "Samsung vault" commercial
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
she looks so good, gorgeous face, curvy, beautiful, she's a cake tease
by Cheech. July 21, 2022
Family huddle:
"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"
"I'm mommy, I'm Daddy, and I'm kids name.... (altogether loudly, saying) ...and we're Happy Cakes!"
by Mary Sunshineshine August 31, 2023