when you and your fuck buddy are having an all night fuckfest and you finally hit her g-spot and the bitch shits on you from shear ecstacy. usually you will have to be in missionary or some other position that allows your satchel to be in the line of fire. basically a skid row of the balls.
damn bro, last night me and your mom were fucking so long and hard that i got the brown bag TWICE!
i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.
i finally brown bagged the noob yesterday.
by bigrayray September 3, 2008
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Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"
by schmowo November 19, 2009
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1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha
2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!
3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'
2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!
3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'
by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010
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by master battes October 15, 2007
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An illegal Kenyan usurping power from within the Whitehouse
A whigger - a person who is 1/2 white and 1/3 Arab, but pretends to be black because doing so is deemed politically expedient.
A steaming pile of excrement in the form of a human.
A politician who hates the United States - also referred to as a liberal.
An illegal Kenyan usurping power from within the Whitehouse
A whigger - a person who is 1/2 white and 1/3 Arab, but pretends to be black because doing so is deemed politically expedient.
A steaming pile of excrement in the form of a human.
A politician who hates the United States - also referred to as a liberal.
This website is ran by liberals who share the brown stain's hatred for America. Because of liberalism, this nation is spiraling downwards.
by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011
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bro 1: "hey man, do you have that Puertorrican midget's number?
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."
by mitchy P February 13, 2014
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