rock neck syndrome

when you've been epicly head banging to spermtastic music and your neck seizes up, and then falls clean off!!!

Jim-Bob: "wooaahh, AC/DC rock my world man!! hang on, epic bit coming up, gna head bang this shit mofo!"

Sebastian aka john (wtf?): "yhh man, thunderstruck solo is so aweso....OHHH MYYY GAWWD, ARGH HE HAD "ROCK NECK SYNDROME"!!! COME BACK TO ME JIM-BOB, HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR GARGANTUANT NOSE?"

by Dr. Bougar December 1, 2010

bishop havel the rock

what shrek says to you in shrek has swag. OH HELLO THERE!!

"Yo man did you see Bishop Havel the Rock today?"
"yeah dude and his quote, "can you smell what the rock is cookin!" is hilairous!

by TheShrekoning69 March 27, 2015

rock paper suckers

Two straight males play rock paper scissors and the loser has to suck the winners dick.

Man we player rock paper suckers so much last night that i cumed 3 times

by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018

Who moved the rock?

What you say to a person who metaphorically has lived under a rock their entire life.

Man: My brother has married and lives in a mansion!

Police Officer: Who moved the rock?

by Ereck Flowers October 31, 2016

tweek body rocked

when a kid from jersey gets too high off colorado chronic and starts twitching uncontrollably.

im straight tweek body rocked off the GDP

by john beer factor May 11, 2009

Chocolate Rock Star

Essentially, it is a Rusty Trombone done on a female. Instead of the back and forth motion of the hand job given during the rusty trombone, the motion is an eighties hairband windmill using the guitar pick to flick her snizz

My mom caught me doing the chocolate rock star on that chick Eric Wagner kidnapped.

by The Alcalde January 13, 2009

Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the depression era, A tale told by hobos to snag young kids to do their begging for them. Tales of lemonade springs and cigarette trees abound. First sung about by Harry McClintock.

Now, It's a Skwatta's version of paradise. It's what keeps punks on the street hopeful.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright.

The handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out everynight.

by Anarchist2884 September 23, 2009