Choch monkey

That person that always messes things up, like parking or even eating.

Dude how did you do that? Your such a choch monkey

by Brobabe32 January 14, 2017

Mirror-Monkey

All the 20-ish college brats who have nothing better to do at the gym than stare at themselves in the mirrors rather than actually working out.

Look over there, another mirror-monkey admiring themselves , good thing those 12 inch biceps do not take up too much mirror! LOL

by Gman1965 January 4, 2017

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

egption monkey

A EGPTION MONKRY ID S MONKY WHO IS FROM EGYPT AND LEIKS TO STEAL ONES SOCKS

yo dat egption monkey just stole mah sock bruh!!!!!!!!!

by SLIMEBOI3000 May 29, 2017

Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017