ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

by Megdolly December 10, 2008

ass champion

somone who hold dominance over all asses and ass activities
(refer to ass master)

frank is such an ass champion

by not an ass champ June 9, 2007

Thot Ass

A bitch that fucks everybody or has extreme hoe tendecies

Friend 1: I hang out with guys cause its less drama
Friend 2: Aight, wit yo thot ass

by 5kDrum August 14, 2016

ass crackle

take a shit in your pants and leave it there to dry, it forms a case like structure and when pulled off is hardened shit in the shape of an ass

guy1: i heard that daniel has ass crackle
guy2: yea i saw it yesterday

by theawesomeporra February 22, 2011

ass s'more

a snack consisting of graham cracker, chocolate and marshallow prepared by sticking said ingredients up one's ass and sitting in a hot tub for six minutes.

Damn, these ass s'mores be tastier than a motherfucker!

I found an anal pube in Grandmother Louise's ass s'more.

by Professor Timmy C May 20, 2003

ass fucked

Used to assist in the description of a negative event.

Jon just got ass-fucked by his wife. She cheated on him and now has half his wealth.

Paul's car and career got ass-fucked when he drove drunk and crashed his G-ride into that cement truck. He should never have chased his pregnant source stripper who stole his gun. The DEA will surely fire him now.

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005

ass vomit

Diarhhea

He had a bad ass vomit.

by Taco Wallace August 22, 2003