Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition

Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!

by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022

J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.

J bean is a good boy

by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022

Bean Battle

When two males are on opposite sides of a room. They take their pants off and grip their sack like they are wielding a lance, aimed at each other. They then run at each other like medieval jousting, Until someone gives up.

Hey Jake you up for a bean battle.

by imnotfunny5555 January 19, 2025

/bean

/bean is A alternative to /ban in group chats

Guy1: (bad joke)
Admin:/bean guy1

by Apple tech geek November 06, 2017

Ash bean

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris

Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.

by Cuntosmuntos February 08, 2020

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 08, 2023

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022